HOW did this get published? For real?!?!?
oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
I WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING HORRIBLE, HELP.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
I’ve wondered this myself!
Do people really think about “acclimatizing” when they’re fucking?
the author isn’t a very good writer.
I normally skim lemons in fanfics…buT THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF EVEN BEING CALLED SMUT.
Oh hey look I queued this back just before 50 Shades got super popular and I actually know what it was. Weird. I thought...